Remote Ko Bahir Phek

dekh dekh news breaking news - (4)
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remote ko bahir phenko, sirf mera hi channel dekh - (2)
dusare channel pe please mat ja, warna mera trp gir jayega
hey dekhate raho masala news, khabrein tadaka laga ka
jayiyega nahi mera matlab dusara channel pe - (2)

namshkar main hun shweta singh aur aap dekh rahe hain aaj tak
theher gaya paasa shukrvaar ki raat ghadi ka kanta jaise hi
9 bajkar 55 minute par phancha, sabki sansein thami ki thami reh gayi
namit suwan ke sath prabhutva jain delhi aaj tak
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break ke bad ap ko hum aur bhi khabarein
kal shehar mein laga tar bomb phata, tu ayiye dekhate hain
diwali ka khas karyakram abhi
filmon ke jane mana producer ka dil tuta
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heroine ne pure kapade pehann ki mang ki
sailab mein huyi tabahi ki tasbere pesh hain
sutro ke mutabik isake pichhe bhi videshi desh hain

garam garam khabrein tujhako sabse pehale hum denge
aur agar koyi khabar na ho tu, kuch na kuch bana denge
hamein news dikhane ki nahi, bas bechane ki hai jarurat
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hum amir banate jate hain, tum bewakuf banate ho fukat
(maine kab kahan main sach bolata
tum bhi kahan sach sunana chahate) - (2)
jayiyega nahi mera matlab dusara channel pe - (2)
dekh dekh news breaking news - (4)

ndtv 24 7

comments ko tod marodake sansani faila dete hain
hum jaisa jo bhi chiya jhol se bulava lete hain
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ab kitana sach hai kitana jhut, chodo na kya fark padata hai
horror drama rona tragedy full entertainment hota hai
are hum bhi khush aur ap bhi khush rahein
jayiyega nahi mera matlab dusara channel pe - (2)
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remote ko bahir phaink, sirf mera hi channel dekh - (2)
dusare channel pe please mat ja, warna mera trp gir jayega
hey dekhate raho masala news, khabrain tadaka lagaka
jayiyega nahi mera matlab dusara channel pe - (2)

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Mera Bharat Mahan

jay india jay jay india - (12)
(sau mein se saala nabbe beimaan
kare chara ghotala, chale sine ko taan) - (2)
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taakadwaala karein to wrong bhi right
yeh sab bolo aur gao gungaan
mera bharat mahan, mera bharat mahan jay ho jay ho
mera bharat mahan jay ho jay ho, mera bharat mahan

sare andhvishwaas hai manate, kundali dekh kar bhavishya janate -(2)
ahm admi ki deshbhakti bas itani
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black mein dekhe chak de ya lagan
mera bharat mahan, jay ho, mera bharat mahan jay ho jay ho...
mera bharat mahan, mera bharat mahan, i love my country

koi jail se election ladata hai, koyi vote kharid ke badhata hai - (2)
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leader usaka hi sach bolata hai jab iss leader ko jhuta kehata hai
mera bharat mahan, i love, mera bharat mahan jay jay
mera bharat mahan i love, mera bharat mahan, i love my india

gandhi gandhi gandhi gandhi.... jay ho
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15 august 26 january ko (gandhi gandhi)
gandhi gandhi bolate hain (gandhi gandhi gandhi gandhi)
15 august 26 january ko, gandhi gandhi bolate hain
aur sal ke baaki din godase godase karate hain
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mera bharat mahan, mera, bharat
mera bharat mahan, it' s really mahan
mera bharat mahan, say say yeah
mera bharat mahan, i like it

ganda ganda ganda ganda
sex ko kehata hai ganda aur kamasutra ki jay jay, well
sex ko kehata hai ganda aur kamasutra ki jay jay
gayan batana sab ka dhanda koyi sune na sune gate rahiye
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mera bharat mahan, mera bharat mahan
mera bharat mahan, bhaarat mahan
mera bharat mahan, mera bharat mahan, say
mera bharat mahan, india ki jay jay ho
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jay india jay india, jay jay ho
india jay india, india ki jay jay ho
jay india jay india (jay indian jay ho jay ho jay ho...)
mera bharat mahan, india ki
jay jay ho

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Kanch Ke Jaise Saaf asul

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kanch ke jaise saaf asul, kanch ke jaise tut gaye - (2)
ankhon mein wishwas jo tha, chubhane lage usake tukade
apne hi hathon khaya zakham, hum khud ko hi lut gaya

adhi adhuri bat hai jo, sach bhi hai aur jhut bhi woh - (2)
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apna hath jala baitha, roshani karani thi hamako
hosh kahin par chala gaya, aur hum picha chut gaye
kanch ke jaise saf asul, kanch ke jaise tut gaye

ayino mein hai sawal kayin, jinaka koi jawab nahi - (2)
aisi hakikat dekhi hai, abb dekhenge khwab nahi
rasta jab gumrah mila hum manzil se ruth gaya
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kanch ke jaise saaf asul, kanch ke jaise tut gaye
kanch ke jaise tut gaya - (2)

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Gali Gali Mein Shor Hai

gali gali mein shor hai, sara neta chor hain
ab gali gali mein shor hai, sara neta chor hain
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inhein allah ram ka mol nahi - (2)
public ki lagati ?? hai
india india india india.........

kahan se kare, kaise karein, kisi se shuru karein
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neta sare desh ka naam ????
bhej maange ?? hath jode khade
isaki maa ki usaki maa ki sab ki ??
???

sab neta khud ko ram kahein, par rahwand jaise kam karein
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sala, neta khud ko ram kahein, par rahwand jaise kam karein
rahwand tuh khud ka pakka tha -2 par yeh tuh maa ki ???
india india india india.........

des mera

hai nayi khabar hai nayi dagar india chal india
tu khul ke bolo khul ke yar india chal india
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dekho tv dekho akhbar mera pyara bhrashtaachaar
ab mill ka jhelon ab sab jhelon atink ki mar
jo bhi hai na chhodo yaar khulake bolo
india india india india.........
des mera, des mera

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Besharam O Behaya Tu Zinda Lash Ban Gaya

(besharam o behaya tu Zinda lash ban gaya
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agni se naha le phir bhi tu rahega gira
khuda bhi ah jaya tu na badlega
yeh dekhkar mera khun kholta) - (2)

jo hawa se dolate unko kyun de rasta
bhed bakariyon ko talim dekha hoga kya
beta itihas se kya kisi ne sikha
dharmshastro se katle aam kab hi ruk saka
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besharam o behaya tu jinda laash ban gaya
agni se naha le phir bhi tu rahega gira
khuda bhi aa jaaye tu na badlega
yeh dekhkar mera khun khaulata
o o o o o....

kal gufayein thi jahaan aaj hai wahan mehel
ashwdal the daudate viman udata aj kal
phir bhi jungalonke raaj mein bas rahe shehar
hr jagah hai aj bhi andheronke hi hai kehar
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besharam o behaya tu zinda lash ban gaya
agni se naha le phir bhi tu rahega gira
khuda bhi ah jaya tu na badlega
yeh dekhkar mera khun kholta
o o o o o....

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Rann Hai

yahan reet yeh chali hai buri khabar phali hai
rakha hai jhut upar hakikatein dabi hain
insan se pehate yahan sach ki hai maut hoti
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khabaron mein hai woh takat talwar mein hi jyoti
galati ka maut dand hai -2
rann hai, rann hai, rann hai.... - (2)

zameer jo na baicha, khud woh hi bik jata hain
dil se jo koyi soche, dil mein hi pachhataate hai
sach ki jo rah chal de gumrah khelate hai
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khud se hai lagati thokar, saya se takrate hain
jivan yahan maran hai -2
rann hai, rann hai, rann hai.... - (2)

dehshat bikti hai yahan, usul kuch nahi hai
duniya hi hai tamasha darshak bhi duniya hi hai
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sach ka badalake chehara karate yeh sansani hai
kya pyaar kya hai dosti har koyi matlabi hai
sankat mein khud sharan hai -2
rann hai, rann hai, rann hai.... - (2)

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Sikkon Ki Andhi Bhuk Hai

yeh desh tabahi mein jita hai
jotim swayam rakt pita hai
lachar lalkaar hai sari
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khabun ko miththya se sita hai
andhkar aur prakash ka ghar hai
pratishad har ek wishwas ka ghar hai
chachaka bhataka rakt pat se, avatar jhut ka jita hai
rann hai rann hai sat siahi ka rann hai - (2)

rann hai, rann hai.... rann hai....
sikkon ki andhi bhuk hai, kiso ka ik bazar hai
ab chir chir ke bech do khud draupadi taiyar hai
ghutata hai ghutane taik kar, chikata hua sanhar hai
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uljha hua chakravyuh mein is parr na uss parr hai
rann hai rann hai sat siahi ka rann hai - (3)
bande maatram, bande maatram, bande maatram, bande maatram...

ek siah sach ki talash mein, har sach pe kalik lipa di
itihas ganane ko khun se har ek tarik lipa di
ankon ki ganit mein hi lin hai, jin hathon mein patwar hai
duba tu duba kya hua besud beparwah sawar hai
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yeh desh tabaahi mein jita hai, jo tim swayam rakt pita hai
lachar lalkar hai sari, khabon ko miththya se sita hai
andhkaar aur prakaash ka ghar hai, pratishad har ek wishwas ka ghar hai
chacha ka bhata ka rakt pat se, avatar jhut ka jita hai
rann hai rann hai sat siahi ka rann hai - (2)

chehara parchaiyon ke havi hai tasweron par
shwet main ashahari phir se sahein kesari kar